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minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down6·4 months agoI’m 19 and in the past, apparently.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoWhen you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoYou get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoYou are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.
I’m 19 and in the past, apparently.
I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
You get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.
You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.