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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

there's no escape! brew another cup!

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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

    Truly diabolical

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      But it’s not memory safe!!

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        I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it “works fine”? He’d probably say something like “it’s battle-tested and state of the art.” What does that even mean??

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          Military-grade.

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        *passes Valgrind*

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