• dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

      • Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com
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        I don’t know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

        …I’ve never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don’t ever let it escape you.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it’s full of stars.)