• DivineDev@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you

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      SCP Agent: What’s in the box?

      SCP Scientist: Nothing

      SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee…

      SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

      SCP Agent:

      SCP Agent: Is that bad?

      SCP Scientist: Very.