I’d love to visit their new beach resort, but the authoritarian US regime forbids its people from traveling there.

You may be surprised to learn that many North Koreans are kidnapped by the South, and desperately wish to return, but are (likewise) forbidden.

Saying nice things about the North there is literally illegal and will get your ass hauled off to prison. As usual, every accusation is a confession.

This quip would hit better if you weren’t defending the honor of a state committing genocide right now.

Israel is the biggest perpetrator of terrorism in the world. Facts being true don’t require a vacation to make them so.

Literally i will, they just built a new water park and the cops won’t execute me on the street like they do here in the US

For those who are happy about this

It’s obviously a joke.

North Korea regarding Israel as an illegal state is real, but it’s not news. They’ve been calling for it to be dismantled and restructured into Palestine since 1989.

hmmm, I wonder which country legally prevents me from doing that

Why don’t you all travel and vacation over in North Korea!?

that’s a good idea, actually. must be an interesting place to visit.

Where can I book tickets?

Such an original idea could only come from someone with a HUGE brain. So big that it doesnt even fit all inside his skull, in fact.

Would love to visit, even if it’s mostly guided. It’s something novel for sure, being stuck in 80s hellhole.