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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Dream job!

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Dream job!

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • kiku@feddit.org
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    They finally found a way to make money off of AI

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      As always:

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    Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

    When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

    Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

      That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

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    Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    Earn -$500 lol

    • Windex007@lemmy.world
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      -24k a year

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    Seriously though… is this shit real?

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      Apparently this was some sort of job posting “experiment” from a couple of years ago.

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    The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

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      It’s definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

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        You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

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    Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

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    Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

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    Sounds illegal.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

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