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Close enough.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

Just make sure to never write minutes so you basically start from scratch every time.

The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

The App Box?

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I’d still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

Whoa whoa, hold on there! You can’t expect a product manager to come up with such detailed specs!