Satire

Yep. There’s going to be some absolutely massive breach at some point that hurts a lot of people.

Calm down, couch fucker

This is the future vibe coders want

Consulting firms that make their money fixing vibe coding

Locks probably work too.

Consider it a moment for light hearted constructive criticism

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So it’s you they’re always talking about

Ping pong

A sufficiently advanced technology even

Yeah, we’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.

Violence

Technically that is a reason

Not really, there’s further age tiers.

Childhood, most dangerous by far. Adolescents are safer but still die at high rates. Young adults die often to injuries and infections but generally make it to adulthood, and adults generally make it to seniority but none of it is near-guaranteed like in a modern society.

It’s always just probable.

Oh no, an exaggeration about one thing when there’s so many other things to kill you

One might argue that not eating them when they get out of line is what’s causing all the problems

Don’t forget the third gen’s JavaScript: The Good Parts

I have to say, I’m pretty sure those guys were in the past too.

I’d watch it

Cout << “\n”; is dumb and you should feel bad