Great, now do Amazon.

Our enemies are simultaneously too weak and too strong.

They should just have said it’s “like email”.

Ki-lom-e-ter is best

I have to, for my KPIs! I guess job interviews are the real personal performance meetings though.

Reminds me of the Spell-checker machine in the X-Men Inferno story.

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

Mr Meme ate my balls.

Nah, Tories are like vampires and always come back somehow.

I know a white Jamaican and you can imagine the knee jerk reaction people sometimes have to his accent.

Files are just streams. Everything is just a stream, in real life too.

It’s <center>, obviously.

Customer requirements are basically always “I want what my Excel sheet used to do”.

Had a client do this to me once. They uploaded a screen grab of an error page from a different system into the CMS we made them, and then reported it as a bug.

Imagine if you only needed one rider though.

Somebody who worked here before tried to do functional in C# by passing delegates into methods instead of injecting interfaces into constructors, across hundreds of repositories. This is why clever people should not be allowed to write code.

They’re explicitly a centre-right party though. Having a two party system is jokes in this day-and-age (presumably why MAGA replaced it with your new one-party system).

Generally when you go on holiday and do a detailed handover to another dev, you find the team spent the week fighting some crazy fire in prod or sudden shift in priorities from up the chain. Don’t think I’ve ever had them actually complete my work.