Blame my phone’s autocorrect

Javascript gonna Javascript

This guy XKCDs

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak

Yeah… I played that “serial killer or programming language inventor” game.

The only one I was completely in disagreement with was the inventor of Python. He’s definitely a mass-murderer

That’s not a half bad business model

Realistically… which company will do that? Honest question.

It’s always about the bottom dollar (see: MVP). This will cause another .com bubble to burst.

You heard it here first

Vibe coding will kill our industry

Definitely needed when programming in Python, lol

Oh yeah… that’s just bad design

Until they start demanding 10x output in the same timetable

I’m gonna go buy a copy of Linux

Blue light glasses? Lol, what a giant douche

Is it a red light?

I mean… I’ve dealt with plenty of AppSec, Development, and IT directors, and I’d say about half of them treated us like chickens. “Once they stop laying, slaughter 'em”

Glad you got out while you still could!

Ah, good old Turbo Pascal

That’s why he was a director of IT before the chickens, lol

I’ve been a software developer for the better part of 20 years and I’m so fed up with this whole situation. Time for a new career.

-Marge groan-