Alt-left means “I’m a liberal co-opting the word ‘leftist’ to to pigeonhole leftists out of ‘conventional politics’ (picking the current flavor of liberalism)”

Yeah but everyone knows the US has more people per capita than anywhere else

I’ll say

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People who aren’t USAians usually don’t know wtf a Vermont is.

Do high school history and social studies classes have a day or a week that discuss US imperialism & shady dealings of recent decades?

No, that’s the entire curriculum. Kinda impossible not to properly discuss a country’s hystory without mentioning the US when the US has been fucking with it

I, too, wish to never encounter an unitedstatian

Maybe protesters should start bringing rifles

Pretty sure Cell kills him and Gohan goes Super Saiyan 2

You try explaining private property to a cat

Seismologist 💀

What’s the charge? Hosting an application? A succulent containerized application?

Grok: The punchline is the white genocide in South Africa, as depicted in the song Punchline the Boer

Real and punchlinepilled

Stop trying to make Putin look cool by giving him communist imagery and saying he’ll invade the US. Also saw things thrown around implying he was gay or that he drags, as if that wouldn’t be based smh

Big man ting the force is, strong with the Dark Side dat bomboclaat Vader is. Dem stik a bush every hoe has.

You say that like it’s an option as if this dumbass creature that lives here would survive two hours in the streets

There’s at least one Nazi who fought in the SS buried in the Arlington Cemetery in DC.

Yeah, like how in 2016 Trump lost the popular vote and we never heard from him again