A lots of things stop you from writing readable Perl code.

You have to forget half of the syntax first. Set perlcritic to max. Force whitespaces.

Download ton of packages for every little thing and hope they are cool with each other.

And still deal with edge cases that make you pluck your eyes out.

This is the most correct answer.

Rebind Caps to Esc.

ZZ (or ZQ if you don’t want to save the file).

I fully support promoting CSS to be Turing complete if I never have to touch JS for the UI elements ever again.

Gentoo is the best platform for this.