This is a great advertisment for what real developers do. You shouldn’t just crank out the first idea that works. You should be doing something that is smarter and sensible.

Beep?

or why only those with dragon blood even attempt to say dragon words

That’s not a requirement. Ulfric is right there. The Greybeards are right there.

Being Dragonborn just lets you eat dragon souls to gain literacy.

Why are we punching a strawman made out of a 7 year old tweet? Get something more current of his to spit on.

Not even getting into how this can more squarely be aimed at GOPers who profess to love the cops and love the troops, but love the 2nd just as much. The article specifically about defending yourself from troops and cops.

Edit: swapped in “GOPers” bc sophistry

The rocks ain’t magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.

Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.

Hell yeah, I made these errors myself. Homegrown.

I feel like it’s missing the setup of the dev complaining about why their architecture is a mess. Seems like a “management is ruining software” joke.