AND MY AXE!

Your example didn’t mention the use of the function keyword. Instead, it seemed to be questioning the placement of the return type - placing it after the argument list seems pretty common in newer languages.

Rust and TypeScript use the return-type-at-the-end convention as well.

In modern BASIC variants, DIM has become a backronym: “declare in memory”.

TIL. I always thought it was a backronym for declare in (yo) momma.

only the linter gives a hoot - the interpreter will happily leave that footgun for later

I’ve got a lot of unassigned schadenfreude I could put to this.

I felt a great disturbance in the Roadmap, as if millions of unit tests suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

I feel like Rust would be some complaint from the compiler saying that some apparently unrelated struct can’t be Send/Sync for some inscrutable reason. Or something about pinning a future.

help --help

Carve the compiled objects onto bricks and mail them to Richard Stallman, taunting him through a bullhorn as you do so.

I have nothing against Stallman, but I love this.

refactor? nah. It works. I’m done.

👁️^👄👁️

Who asked the glass?

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Modification of the source code is only allowed if your competitive rank in Overwatch is higher than the maintainer’s.