Climate Scientists:

• The lightbulb is broken, and there’s reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
• Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
• CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.

they could invest in hamster-breeder reactor engine, which with enough money injection could create an endless supply of hamsters on wheels competing only for space and attention

I’d like to think that hamster wheel to V12 isn’t on a linear scale in terms of step-wise upgrades, but you’re right that there’s no guarantee that they wont just swap in a larger hamster.

Oh, I’m thinking folders aren’t I. Doy…

each file is minimum 4kb

(base64.length/max_character) * min_filesize < actual_file_size

For this to pay off

It comes from the Algonquin tribe famous for their musical rhythms and Go coding skills.

That, is an excellent skit.

I’ve been battling this myself since I’ve newly transitioned into the world of industry, and it is looney tunes the discussions I’ve been part of: the parts I don’t understand sound like alphabet soup, and the parts I do understand are divorced from reality

https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Pour_Some_Sugar_on_Kahn

S12E16, 2008

In the very next scene, he exclaims “It’s not even digital!”, but yes I hear you

cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28