I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:
Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:
“One size fits all (OSFA?) :) just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like ;) …anyway, I’m done, seriously :) okay bye… :D .lol…kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.
Classic OOP bloat.
OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.
Those had the vibe of a Perry Bible Fellowship comic, bit with less existential crisis
When twitch plays Pokémon was going on my boss and I thought it would be funny to name all our projects after Pokémon
That lasted about two weeks before it became very clear how bad of an idea that was.
I still think it’s hilarious but lessons were learned.
It got me an extension on a deadline I was going to miss, so that was nice
That’s my secret cap.
The ballmer peak is real though.
I’ve written some code I’m quite proud of while drunk
You would not believe the number of people I’ve interviewed who excel at making Python read like ass.
This is how I feel about vibe coding
“Claude can you help me with this”
“Sure, taking a look”
you’ve exceeded your allotted token limit
Oops.
First thing I remember, was asking Scrum Master “Why”?
For there were many things I didn’t know
And Scrummy always smiled, took me by the hand
Saying, “Someday you’ll understand”
Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum,
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes
The time and tears went by, and I collected story points
For there were many things I didn’t know
When Scrummy went away, he said “Try to be a PM
And someday you’ll understand”
Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum,
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes
And then, one day in April, I wasn’t even there
For there were many things I didn’t know
An intern was given to me, Scrummy held his hand,
Saying “Someday you’ll understand”
Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes
Ooh, tech debt sprint never comes.
Think it was September, the year I went away
For there were many things I didn’t know
And I still see him standin’, tryin’ to be a PM
I said, “Someday you’ll understand”
Well here I am to tell you, each and every scrum
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes.
Ooh, tech debt sprint never comes.
I keep seeing this on serious sites and it makes me happy
I’d tell you but that would violate the temporal prime directive
I avoid the ides of March only for the ides of July to get me
I’ve never seen where that meme came from
You actually hear back from companies?
It’s not really much extra effort though
They just added so e text to the __repr__ method on the exit callable object
That’s much easier than figuring out if your running this interactively and trying to figure out if this is going to break stuff.
How about our prophet, The Sisko?
I call it the clicktorus
I have another screenshot where it just says “*Giggling*” so maybe