• Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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        2 days ago

        That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

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          I don’t know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

          …I’ve never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don’t ever let it escape you.

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        2 days ago

        I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it’s full of stars.)

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      Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It’s a game that’s fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

      Why? It’s a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

      • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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        I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism…and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.