Yeah, if you can keep them running, they’re surprisingly efficient. And they hardly ever jam. But all the printouts look like garbage and feel like you’re trying to interpret ancient runes. When we got our first inkjet printer at home, I suddenly struggled to read anything from the ol’ dot matrix.

I can’t wait for LLMs to start asking for Better Help promo codes

Oh yeah? I raise you stacks of perforated pages and tractor feed accordions

That’s because color hadn’t been invented yet and therefore people could only see in black and white. That’s why old shows don’t have color.