Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head
/s obviously
Modern problems…
Require traditional 1933 solutions!
Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it’ll print out the code and it’ll land on Elon’s desk.
Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you’re fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.
Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back
that or it’ll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
An ai runs his twitter probly
Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.
I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.
I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn’t give a fuck what people think.
I’m a minute in and I’m a fan, thanks for the link!
I’ve been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There’s needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed “poptech” or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.
The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.
The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.
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You ok…?
I assume it’s a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.
it’s a copypasta meme from 2020ish
Gotcha, thanks. I must’ve missed that one.
Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy
Might be chaff for AI training.
Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.Dude just because you don’t get the reference doesn’t make me crazy. The hide on you.
Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.
How to introduce testicular torsion in adult penguin males.
But chickens dwell in small pink shells under thursday’s moon
Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don’t want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?
I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result
Notice how it’s suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.
Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don’t need the original anymore obviously
ctrl+a
shift+del
ctrl+s
alt+tab
shift+ins
Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.
Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.
Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.
Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho
I’ve said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations
Version control should take care of it either way, but I’m talking about principles.
Grok users probably don’t even know git
Just vibe code version control. It’s a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…
Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.
That’s amazing. Moving to Canada
Why do these places even make sense to build datacenters in?
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no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don’t use it at all.
naw. the smog producing generators run exclusively to power grok. the drinking water is being pulled from the ground to cool grok. using grok is the problem, not whether you pay for it.
Of course only paying customers pollute the air, everyone knows that \s
“Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file’s source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??”
If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered
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Do you have to print it out and scan it first?
Only if you don’t have a fax.
It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code…
Because Musk wouldn’t understand shit, it’ll report back to some Indian guy instead.
ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open
I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application
He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file
source code? i don’t think you know what you’re talking about… it’s called a prompt
SLASH
ESSS (emphasis because hate it)
You’ve heard of monorepos, but have you tried monofile development?
He also thinks that the number of lines of code produced is a relevant measure of productivity, so him not understanding this isn’t super surprising.
Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!
Perfect, groks context limit is 256,000, and as we all know llm recal only gets better as context fills so you will get perfect slop that works amazingly
/s and more info on quality drop with context increase here https://github.com/NVIDIA/RULER
250,000 lines is way more than 250,000 tokens, so even that context is too small.
Just really fuck up this shit. I want it unrecognizable!