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Cowabunga!

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Cowabunga!

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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      I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

      I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        Yeah it’s called chaos engineering and it can be fun.

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      Nah, I’m sure that is a task for security auditors.

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    If the intern can do it, they should do it. So you can learn, that he shouldn’t be able to do it.

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    Intern: “Why do we do it this way?”

    “Yeah, why do we do it this way?”

    *Doing it differently*

    Oooh… that’s why we were doing it this way.

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    Hell yeah, intern! DO IT!

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    Crowdstrike: push that update and let’s go home

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      “We tested in simulation and it was fine”

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    Isn’t the real joke that that interns aren’t really getting hired anymore?

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    Should be aiming way lower. Hasn’t OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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      OOP might not have, but FP certainly has

      >.>

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    Well, these days…

    intern agentic editor

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    I am the intern

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      I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

      Time to test those back ups.

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        Not too long ago my company got hacked and I realized they didn’t have a 3-2-1 backup

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    WAAAAH HEEHEEHAH

    *entire internet breaks*

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    Good intern

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